These are such a time saver!
Loving these new Gmail smart replies!
I mean, I guess this is good?
Gotta admit Ticketmaster was spot on with these picks!
White Ford Bronco Driven By Hillary Clinton’s Private Email Server Being Chased By Police
Larry
I’ve assembled you here because you all possess a certain skill necessary for this heist. Well, except you, Larry. I told you I emailed you by mistake, yet you still came tonight. Just don’t get in the way. Anyway, Tanya Polanski you’re a hacking wiz. You took down the NSA’s servers without batting an eye. Side note: Is there a way you can hack into Larry’s email and prove he received my follow-up email that explicitly told him not to come tonight? No? That’s HARDER than taking down the NSA’s servers? Bah! You know best. Rico Monteban, you’re a demolitions wiz. You blew up the NSA’s unblowupable server storage unit without blowing up an eye. Just an aside: Think you could blow up Larry’s car so we can move this meeting without him following us? Impossible? It’s a damn Camry! You can’t blow up a CAMRY!? Fine fine fine. Yes, Larry, I will keep talking about you until you leave. Chester Montgomery, you’re a master of disguise and distractions wiz. You dressed up as the entire NSA for a whole week and nobody noticed or batted an eye. Going off on a tangent: Can you dress up as Larry’s mom and order him to go home? Inconceivable? You can’t even CONCEIVE of doing that?! Chester, I’m not asking you to tell me what you would see if you were inside of a black hole. That’s somewhat inconceivable. I’m asking you to put on a damn wig and yell at Larry. His mom looks JUST like you too! I have a picture! ALRIGHT, DON’T DO IT! Forget the further introductions, let’s just get down to how we’ll be stealing the last remaining Sapphire of Osiris from the museum. What’s that Larry? You’re in charge of guarding that museum? Specifically the Sapphire of Osiris? Well, will you let us take it? No? Not even if your MOTHER told you to let us take it! CHESTER, NOW!!!